I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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