I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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