yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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