Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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