Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I need a burrito and a hug.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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