If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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