I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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