Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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