Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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