BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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