This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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