where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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