Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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