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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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