office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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