that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I touched a dick in church today
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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