is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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