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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache

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  You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice

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  Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?

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  I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  smell my finger.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...

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  there were a lot.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician

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  3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.

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• (454): View more from

  Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats

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