That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How drunk are you?
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