Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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