I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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