Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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