Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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