So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
