But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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