We're like a lot better than the average bears
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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