Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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