I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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