i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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