The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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