but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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