i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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