Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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