did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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