So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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