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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I pour the whiskey from now on
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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