Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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