Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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