I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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