Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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