what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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