More tranny stories later!
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom