Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
this hospital has no fireball
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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