no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
