it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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