I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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