she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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