I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you inspire me to be a worse person
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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