It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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