At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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