he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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