I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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