He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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