I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
This house was built for laser tag.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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