I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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