I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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