it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm bleeding and have questions
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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