I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize