put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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